Now, Spam is bad enough, but now I'm getting Spammed on Friendster. I get this message today from some kid Brian:
Hey, i noticed you're from New Brunswick NJ, My
band is playing a show there on Saturday the
17th at the "Zen House" so if you have nothing
better to do you should come. We're called "The
Animit" ( www.theanimit.com ) i don't know if
you'll belive me but.. we don't suck :)
I know this was an inpersonal and hopefully not
TOO annoying of a message but hey, you might
if you're wondering what kind of music we are
there are mp3s at the site
If you made it this far.. thank you for reading
So I'm emailing him the following message:
The message was slightly annoying, but being in a bands I understand you gotta do what you gotta do to get people out to shows.
But implore you to do research before you do so.
Firstly, you lied. You said your band didn't suck. I went to your site, the shortest song you have on your site is over five minutes. The vocals aren't to my liking and the music NEVER ends. Definitely cut your songs down to 3 minutes or under, trust me.
Secondly, what's with the emoticon crap? Now if you were a chick or a gay dude, I'd let this slide. But grown men shouldn't be sending other men (especially ones they don't know) fucking emoticons. I understand that I may be creating gender based (and sexual orientation based) biases here. If you don't like it, you can take a frowning face emoticon :( and shove it up your ass.
Thirdly, you may be asking why am I being such a dick. If you took the time to research who I am, you would see it in black and white on my Friendster profile page, under the About Me section, that I CLEARLY STATE that "I'm an overly opinionated asshole from Jersey who doesn't give a shit about you." You reap what you sow.
Lastly, "And if I offended you, Oh I'm sorry but, maybe you needed to be offended. But here's my apology and one more thing...Fuck you!"
Now if you get my last point, you're not as bad as I think, but something is telling me you won't get it.
King of All Assholes...Junior
Now for any one who got my last point, the first round is on me - and if you're straight edge then I like you more cause the water is free!